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frequently asked questions

Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions

WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?

YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again.

Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

Don't believe us? See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:

Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

- Edwin S.

Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man.

With Even Weirder Love, Jesse P.

P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.

Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man.

With Even Weirder Love, Jesse P.

P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.

morning man: Why YOU need this.

As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).

So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

However, if you're feeling on the fence about it all, peep this...

WIFE: I bet this product tastes
like sh!t

YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."

But don't take it from us, here you go...

Ok gentlemen I gotta say I was surprised that the drink tastes this good, the caffeine is good for me but I would suggest drinking it slow until u know how you are with it because some people like to just slam healthy drinks real fast, and from a couple of days i can tell my energy is up & I am feeling more upbeat!!!

- Brandon H.

WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?

YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."

(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...

...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)

See what our Morning Men think...

WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?

YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."

Been in y'all's comments a few times lol each time is better and funnier than the last. You guys won yourselves a customer just by being awesome and sarcastic. Love it. Yet to get my stuff but it's on the way. Looking forward to it too...

- Zach A.

Congrats on your new business. I've followed you guys for 2 reasons. 1st is the weirdness won me over.

2nd is I just started my own new business June 1st this year. So here's to both our new ventures being successful. Have a great weekend.

- John L.

WIFE: Did it
come with a guarantee?

YOU: "Yes."

(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.

What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.

Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...

Thank you for the update. Amazing customer service and a quick response. I couldn't ask for more! Many many thanks!

I love your product. Since I've received my first delivery it has been a staple in my daily routine and I feel lost without it. So again, thank you and your team for amazing customer service!

- Zach A.

I was reached out to personally and received just about the best customer service I've experienced in a long time.

- Justin W.

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

Our proprietary Superfood blend of "caffeine injected greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.

...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.

Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:

Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend

Spirulina

Organic Alfalfa powder

Organic Barley Leaf Powder

Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder

Green Tea extract

Green Coffee Bean Extract

Organic Chlorella Powder

Inulin

Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract

Apple Powder

Broccoli Flower Powder

Mango Fruit Powder

Pineapple Fruit Concentrate

Bilberry Fruit extract

Beet Root Powder

Carrot Root Powder

Spinach Leaf Powder

Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract

Grape Seed Extract

Licorice root powder

Lycium berry fruit extract

Ginger rhizome powder

Slippery Elm bark powder

Kelp whole plant powder

Blueberry Juice Powder

Herbs, Extracts, and Mushroom Complex

Pea Protein Isolate

Citrus bioflavonoids extract

Artichoke leaf extract

Citric acid

Rhodiola root dry extract

Eleuthero root extract

Rosemary leaf extract

Milk thistle seed extract

Ashwagandha root extract

Holy Basil Leaf Extract

Hawthorn berry extract

Reishi mushroom powder

Shiitake mushroom powder

Monk Fruit Extract

Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic
& Probiotic Blend

Psyllium husk powder

Bromelain

Burdock root powder

Lactobacillus plantarum

Here's what our Morning Men think...

Well you f***ers might be on to something. I have been using it for just about a week. I am a physical therapist in a busy orthopedic/ sports medicine outpatient clinic and I am a father of two. 45 years old, head coach of a travel baseball team, and was a former college baseball player. I have thyroid and hormone issues, so fatigue has been an issue for a number of years now. I have tried numerous things, and have relied on a myriad of players in the energy drink world, searching for something to keep me focused and to get through the day. And I know they are not good, I do so much reading on research, and know the cortisol release from high doses of caffeine and adrenal fatigue problems, etc. So I decided to give your sh!t a try. And it is good. Taste is excellent for a greens powder. Good focus throughout my day so far. Good amount of caffeine. So let’s see how it continues to go. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy your weekend.

- Eric L.

mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

Time to look under the hood. Here's a glimpse at the back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version...

WIFE: 30 Manly Servings. How long will this bag actually last?

YOU: "It's not about size, it's what you do with it."

(With one scoop in the morning, each bag will provide you a full month's worth of elevated manliness. But if you feel like doubling your greatness, we recommend manning up in the morning and early afternoon.

Just a reminder, each scoop contains 95 mg of caffeine so drinking this late in the evening would likely keep you up at night. Each scoop equals out to about one cup of coffee. So use accordingly, sir.)

WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?

YOU: If you're feeling real ballsy, then reply — "Are we really going to talk about how long it takes to get ready?"

Or...

YOU (if you don't want to sleep on the couch): "Nope, 3-7 Business Days."

(Although only real men understand that "good things come to those who wait," we hate shipping delays as much as you do. So good news for you... We manufacture and ship Morning Man Greens in the U.S.. So depending on where you live, our average processing and shipping times are 3-7 business days.

At this time we are only shipping to brutes in the U.S., however, we will be expanding our efforts soon and will go international in no time!)

WIFE: Is this a
men's only product?

YOU: "It won't put hair on your chest, if that's what you're asking."

(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)

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Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions

WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?

morning man: Why YOU need this.

morning man: Why YOU need this.

WIFE: I bet this product tastes
like sh!t

WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?

WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?

WIFE: Did it
come with a guarantee?

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend

Herbs, Extracts, and Mushroom Complex

Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic
& Probiotic Blend

Here's what our Morning Men think...

mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

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WIFE: 30 Manly Servings. How long will this bag actually last?

WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?

WIFE: Is this a
men's only product?

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frequently asked questions

Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions

WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?

morning man: Why YOU need this.

morning man: Why YOU need this.

WIFE: I bet this product tastes like sh!t

WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?

WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?

WIFE: Did it come with a guarantee?

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend

Herbs, Extracts, and Mushroom Complex

Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic & Probiotic Blend

Here's what our Morning Men think...

mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

WIFE: 30 Manly Servings. How long will this bag actually last?

WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?

WIFE: Is this a men's only product?

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WIFE: I bet this product tastes
like sh!t

WIFE: Did it
come with a guarantee?

Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic
& Probiotic Blend

WIFE: Is this a
men's only product?